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How we went from $3,277 for one cruise to $609 for two
In 2023, I paid full price for one week at sea. This January, Papa and I sail two weeks in balcony rooms for just under $610 for both of us. Here are the real receipts, the five traps that were eating our money, and what those low prices leave out.
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To cruise for less, add up the real price before you book: fare, taxes, gratuities, getting there and onboard spending. Then watch for the five traps below. Our lowest prices came from casino offers, and they aren't free: they don't count what we played, gratuities or onboard spending.
The five money traps
1. Paying the first price you see
When Papa said, "If you really want to go, then you go," I went straight to the computer and booked. I'd do it again for that trip, but I paid full price for it. Now I compare before I book, and you can too with our booking search.
2. Buying packages out of habit
I bought the alcohol package years ago and never once drank what it cost. Now it's unsweet tea and water from the buffet, plus a few coffees and smoothies. Count what you really drink at home, then do the drink package math. If you like your package, keep it.
3. Forgetting the trip to the port
We're about ten hours from Port Canaveral, so flights or a rental car, gas and a hotel come first. Getting there and back can run more than the cruise itself, so add it up before you get excited about a cheap fare.
4. Paying for the upgrade without thinking
On our first big offer, Peaches and I paid $172 each to go from an inside room to a balcony. I don't regret it. But later Papa and I got a balcony with no upgrade at all. So ask if you'll really spend time out there, and what that money would buy you next time.
5. The third guest
Our offer only covered the two of us, so my grandson had a $185 cruise fare. Cruise lines do run sales with no cruise fare for third and fourth guests on select sailings, and you still pay their taxes and fees. Royal Caribbean's casino offer terms say those offers don't combine with other offers, so price that third guest and ask before you add anybody.
Your real price
Put your own numbers into the Real Cost Calculator. And if you're 55 or older, ask about a senior rate. That one has nothing to do with a casino, it's on selected sailings, and it's how we booked Pollywog.
Five questions to ask before you book
- Is this the lowest price?
- What do I really drink?
- What does it cost to get there?
- Will I use the balcony?
- Who else pays a fare?
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| Trip | What we paid | What it was |
|---|---|---|
| February 2023, 7 nights | $3,277.45, one person | Full price, including $229 protection and $122.50 gratuities |
| September 2025, 7 nights | $412.35 each | First casino offer, including a $172 upgrade and $39 protection |
| February 2026, 4 nights | $103.19 each | Casino offer, taxes and fees |
| June 2026, 4 nights | $149.88 each | Casino offer |
| June 2026, 3 nights | $115.51 each | Casino offer |
| January 2027, two 7-night cruises | $609.72 for two people | Casino offers, taxes and fees. Booked, not sailed yet |
These are different ships and sailings, so they're not a straight comparison.
What those prices leave out. They don't count what I played in the casino to earn the offers, gratuities or what we spend on board, and I can lose money in there just like anybody else. If you don't already enjoy the casino, please don't start because of me. It's never a good deal to lose money chasing a discount.
Offers vary and aren't guaranteed. Check with your own cruise line.
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Questions
How do you cruise for less?
Start by adding up the real price: fare, taxes, gratuities, getting there and what you'll spend on board. Then look at the five things that ate our money: paying the first price you see, buying a drink package out of habit, forgetting the trip to the port, paying for an upgrade without thinking, and adding a third guest without pricing them first.
Is a casino cruise offer really free?
No. On our offers the cruise fare was taken off, but we still paid taxes and fees, and those prices don't count what we played in the casino, gratuities or onboard spending. Offers vary and aren't guaranteed. If you don't already enjoy the casino, please don't start because of us.
Do third and fourth guests sail free?
On select sailings during a sale, cruise lines run offers with $0 cruise fare for third and fourth guests, and taxes, fees and port expenses still apply. Those sales come and go, so ask before you add anybody. Royal Caribbean's casino offer terms say a stateroom offer covers you and one guest and can't be combined with other offers.
Are there senior cruise rates?
Royal Caribbean says it offers reduced senior prices on selected sailings for guests 55 and older. We booked Pollywog on a 55+ rate. Check with your own cruise line, and see our senior rates page.
Is the Cruise Cost Checklist free?
Yes. It's one printable page, free for Cruise Granny's Crew, and joining the Crew is free.
Facts checked 4 Nov 2026: Royal Caribbean promotion terms, casino offer terms. Terms change, so always check with your own cruise line.
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